Chuck Todd just blew my mind!
I was watching his show this morning, and as they went into a break he said, "here's something I like to listen to..." And this is what it was:I would like to apologize for mistaking "One Term More"...
View ArticleWith apologies to Theodor Geisel
Willard "Mitt" Romney will you please go now! The time has come. The time has come. The time is now. Just go. Go. Go! I don't care how. You can go by yacht. You can go by cow. Willard "Mitt" Romney...
View Article"The Wreck of the Willard Mitt Romney"
With profuse apologies to Gordon Lightfoot. But let's face it, sometimes the Dorian mode isn't best suited for filking.
View ArticleKarl at the Desk (with apologies to Ernest Thayer)
Another of those seminal moments in American folklore that deserves to be captured in verse."The outlook wasn't brilliant for the GOP that night...."
View ArticleA Brief Semi-Patriotic Ditty for Thanksgiving Day
If you read my profile, you'll see that I'm a conductor and composer. What I am definitely not is a poet, as the following doggerel (to be sung to tune of "Yankee Doodle") clearly confirms: Willard...
View ArticleUncle Samity Claus Vs. Walmart
Charleston, SC- Activists brought Uncle Samity Clause to King Street on Sunday, December 9 to challenge Walmart’s corrosive dominance of the holiday economy.Dressed in a rented Santa Jacket and Uncle...
View ArticleIf I Only Had Gun- Song Parody to the tune of "If I only had a brain"
I saw a diary in here entitled "if I only had a gun", so I spent the morning working on song Lyrics based on the song by the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz" "If I Only had Brain" Feel free to add your...
View ArticleLes Miserables parody: Speaker of the House
Lots of things going on this weekend. Bowl season the end of the year. A film version of the musical Les Miserables is now playing in theaters (unfortunately, none of the lead actors in the film...
View ArticleSong: It's That Chained CPI That's Killing Me
It's been kind of slim pickings at the National Parody Administration since the defeat of Mitt Romney. Fortunately (or unfortunately), the other party seems to be coming to the rescue by providing...
View ArticleThe Roast of RASA
RASA!!!Oh, jeez, RASA... RASA...What the hell? I mean really, what the hell. You guys just created a group because RKBA was good at preventing its members from ever losing an argument.Repeal or Amend...
View ArticlePolice state gets revenge on longtime DFH
Like a parody of the hippies worst nightmare Bob Dylan was not able to produce papers after committing the crime of walking down the street. AKA: Acting suspiciously. So he spent time in police custody...
View ArticleBattle Hymn of the Republicans
I wrote these lyrics back in 2006 and promptly forgot about them. I was going through some papers and rediscovered the song. The inspiration of course was the Bush administration's policies and...
View ArticleSnowden & the NSA. With Apologies to Charlie.
Let me tell you the story Of a man named Snowden On that tragic and fateful day. He put secrets in his pocket, Kissed his girl and family Took a ride to Hong Kong Bay.Charlie handed in his ticket At...
View ArticleChris Christie, this song parody is for you
I don't like bullies, and I especially do not want a bully elected to national office. I wrote and recorded the following song parody so I, and maybe others, can laugh a little when we are tempted to...
View ArticleA Musical Message to Religious Fundies
Maybe Bill Nye should have opened with this one. Maybe we should sing this every time the clods from Westboro show up, at every GOP fundraiser, every teabagger event, ... the list goes on.Play it,...
View ArticleA Song for Arizona
To the tune of "Big Iron" By Marty RobbinsTo the town of Scottsdale Phoenix rode a stranger one fine day Hardly talked to folks around him, he was looking for The Gay No one dared to ask his business,...
View ArticleTo the Tune of “Blurred Lines”, Weird Al Yankovic Presents “Word Crimes”
Over the years, Weird Al Yankovic has given us humorous parodies on many a popular song (who can forget Eat It to the tune of Michael Jackson’s Beat It?) but this time he’s outdone himself.
View ArticleScott Walker's Theme Song
To the tune of Sam Cooke's, Wonderful World:Don't know much about history Or how I flunked out of university Don't know much about a science book Don't know much about the classes I allegedly tookBut I...
View Article"Won't You Shut Up, Bill O'Reilly?"
I'm posing this musical question to the tune of a song that is about the same age as his target audience:
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